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We thought we'd update you with that's going on at Welsh Bollocks.
As the summer makes a rapid exit from Cymru and the nights start drawing in we thought we'd bring you some joy on those cold, damp nights. As well as our free and funny bits of bollocks we publish daily on the social media platfrom of your choice (as long as it isn't owned by a ketamine frenzied nazi) we've launched a Patreon!!! We've now published three newsletters that we share every weekend and we're currently working on the Welsh Bollocks Podcast, visit patreon.com/welshbollocks to learn more about what's currently on offer and in the pipeline, your support is most welcome.

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New Collections and Designs

As Autumn approaches we've put all our hoodies in one place, click here to have a look.
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Welsh Ladybird Book Covers

These new designs are proving to be very popular, if you've got any ideas for new ones please let us know. Click here or on the image below to view the collection.
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Thank you for your continued support. We'll bring you details of our plans for Christmas soon.

Diolch

Huw

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  • ARAF - T-Shirt — Simple. Powerful. Very Welsh.
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Owain Glyndŵr — Wales’s Greatest Rebel. Still Technically at Large.

Every country needs a national hero. Scotland has William Wallace. France has Joan of Arc. England has several hundred people who won a battle somewhere and immediately had a pub named after them.
Wales has
Owain Glyndŵr
— soldier, statesman, Prince of Wales, leader of a national uprising and, quite possibly, the greatest disappearing act in Welsh history.
More than 600 years later, the English still haven't found him.
We're calling that a result.
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Who Was Owain Glyndŵr?

Owain Glyndŵr was born around 1354 into a prosperous Welsh family and, before becoming the medieval equivalent of public enemy number one, had a perfectly respectable career.
He was educated, trained in law and even served the English Crown.
Basically, he was doing quite well for himself.
Then things went a bit wrong with the neighbours.
A dispute over land with an English Marcher lord escalated, the English authorities failed to resolve it to Glyndŵr's satisfaction and, in 1400, he was proclaimed
Prince of Wales at Glyndyfrdwy.
Most people having a boundary dispute put up a slightly passive-aggressive fence.
Owain Glyndŵr started a war.

The Ultimate Escalation of a Neighbour Dispute

What began in 1400 developed into a full-scale Welsh revolt against English rule.
And for a while, it went remarkably well.
Glyndŵr's supporters won victories, captured territory and took major English-built strongholds including
Harlech and Aberystwyth castles.
At its height, much of Wales was effectively under Glyndŵr's control.
This was becoming considerably more serious than Westminster had originally hoped.
By 1404, Owain wasn't simply leading a rebellion. He was attempting to create an independent Welsh state.
Which, considering this was six centuries before Twitter, podcasts or WhatsApp groups, was impressive organisational work.

Wales Gets a Parliament — 595 Years Early

In 1404, Glyndŵr gathered representatives from across Wales at
Machynlleth, where he established what is widely regarded as the first Welsh Parliament.
He had plans for an independent Wales with its own government, church and universities, while seeking diplomatic relationships overseas.
In other words, Glyndŵr wasn't just running around the mountains waving a sword at the English.
He had a plan.
A remarkably detailed one.
Wales would be governed from Wales, Welsh affairs would be decided by Welsh people and the country would have institutions of its own.
Radical stuff.
Fortunately, none of those ideas are considered radical today, do you hear us Andy Burnham?

Then It All Went a Bit Pear-Shaped

Unfortunately for Glyndŵr, running a medieval revolution wasn't cheap.
There were no standing orders, crowdfunding platforms or £5-a-month supporter memberships.
The English Crown regrouped. Glyndŵr began losing territory and, by 1409, important strongholds including Harlech had fallen.
His wife, daughters and grandchildren were captured.
But Owain himself?
Gone.
Despite years of searching, the English never managed to capture him.
He simply disappeared from the historical record.
No surrender.
No public execution.
No head stuck on a spike outside a castle.
Nothing.
One minute he was Wales's most wanted man.
The next he'd apparently activated medieval incognito mode.

So What Happened to Him?

Nobody knows for certain.
There are theories that Glyndŵr spent his final years secretly living with relatives in England or the Welsh borderlands before dying sometime around 1415.
But his final resting place has never been conclusively identified.
Which means that, technically, there's still no proof he's not hiding somewhere outside Machynlleth waiting for the right moment.
It's been over 600 years, admittedly.
But Welsh politics moves slowly.

Why Does Owain Glyndŵr Still Matter?

Because Glyndŵr wasn't simply fighting against something.
He had an idea of what Wales could become.
A self-governing nation with its own political institutions, education system and international relationships.
His rebellion ultimately failed, but the idea survived.
Today his flag can be seen at rugby matches, football games, independence marches, festivals and occasionally hanging from somebody's bedroom window in Tonypandy.
More than six centuries after his uprising, Glyndŵr remains one of the most recognisable symbols of Welsh national identity.
Not bad for a lawyer from near Oswestry.

Wear the Rebel

If you're going to put a Welsh historical figure on a T-shirt, Glyndŵr is difficult to beat.
Prince of Wales.
Military leader.
Political visionary.
International diplomat.
Never surrendered.
Never captured.
Disappeared without telling the English where he'd gone.
That's a CV.
Our
celebrates Wales's greatest rebel across T-shirts, hoodies and other designs — ideal for anyone who likes their Welsh history with slightly more attitude.
Browse the full Owain Glyndŵr collection and wear the legend
Owain Glyndŵr. Wales's greatest rebel. Still undefeated at hide and seek.
Diolch am ddarllen — thanks for reading.
And if you happen to see Owain, don't tell Westminster.
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New Designs

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You've previously placed an order with Welsh Bollocks, we really hope it met your expectations and brought you joy, happiness and some funny looks.
Can we tempt you to visit our online shop and place a second order? Just click the link and a second order discount of 10% will be deducted automatically at the checkout.
We've added a load of new designs in recent weeks, so why not pop along and have a look? If your order is over £50, you'll receive free postage and can pay in three interest-free payments.
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YMA O HYD "Er gwaethaf pawb a phopeth"
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DUW "Duw, Duw" "Duw it's Hard"
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What's in a name?

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